If a dude pretends to
be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
Somehow it’s Un-American for
the census to count how many Americans are in America.
Russians influencing our
elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
It was cool for Joe Biden to
"blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it's an impeachable offense
if the President inquires about it.
Twenty is too young to drink
a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
People who have never owned
slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been
slaves. This after 250,000 white union soldiers died to free the
slaves and the subsequent freed slaves had already been given 40 acres and a
mule to stimulate their life of freedom.
Inflammatory rhetoric is
outrageous, but harassing conservative people in restaurants is virtuous.
People who have never been to
college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for
useless degrees.
Immigrants with tuberculosis
and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog is
vaccinated.
Irish doctors and German
engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but
any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is
welcome.
$5 billion for border
security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for 'free' health care is not.
If you cheat to get
into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go
to college for free.
People who say there is no
such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
We see other countries going
Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
Some people are held
responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people
are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
Criminals are
catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a
violation of THEIR rights.
And pointing out all this
hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!
Prisoners who have been
convicted of a crime serious enough to have been sent to prison should be
released into the community to avoid Coronavirus, but citizens who want to go
to work or patronize a business in the community should be jailed.
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