Let me see if we can follow
the Liberal Democrats "Logic"
in Today’s World...
If a
mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are
required to pretend with him.
It’s
un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
Russians
influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are
good.
It was cool for Joe Biden to
blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an
impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
Twenty is
too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
Sexualizing
children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
Illegals aren't
required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
It’s okay for
Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.
Citizens are
fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance,
People who have
never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been
slaves.
Inflammatory rhetoric is
outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
People who have
never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out
huge loans for useless degrees.
Immigrants
with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your
dog is vaccinated and you don’t have coronavirus.
Irish doctors and
German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting
process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern
fence is welcome.
We demand that
the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care
decisions.
$5
billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free”
health care for illegals is not.
Men are evil
misogynists, and a hooker named Stormy Daniels is a national treasure.
If you
cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into
the country you go to college for free.
Politicians who
say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the
law.
Kids can’t
bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles, mumps, small poxs
and coronavirus.
People who say
there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
It’s terrible
when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but it’s
wonderful when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for
corruption.
Illegals don’t
pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
We are $22
trillion dollars in debt, but we should throw money at every perceived problem
like drunken sailors.
We see other
countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
We demand high
minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration
of people who will work for peanuts.
Voter
suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good
Fourth-of-July
parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas and men dressed as
women are good.
Some people are
held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other
people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
Did I miss any?
