Monday, May 4, 2015

The 4 phases of the Moon in May

An event that happens two or three times per Century and which will occur in May: “Moon Mondays”

It is an exceptional phenomena, so exceptional, that it can only occur, two or three times every hundred years.
Not many people know the relationship between the name of the days of the week and the stars that generated them, distinguished them as the most important ones for the ancient man. So, Monday was named after the natural satellite of the earth, that is to say, in English we say “Monday” and the satellite is “Moon”; in Quechua, Monday is “Killachaw” and moon is “Killa”; in Latin is “dies lunae” which literally means “day of the moon”.
Note: Old Irish adopted the names from Latin, but introduced separate terms of uncertain origin for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
While Tuesday receives its name from the planet Mars (Martis), Wednesday from Mercury (Mercurii); Thursday from Jupiter (Lovis); Friday from Venus (Veneris); Saturday from Saturn (Saturni) and Sunday from the sun (Solis).
Following this etymology, every time that Mondays happen coincidentally in a month with the four lunar phases (first quarter, full moon, last quarter, also known as third quarter and new moon), Astronomers call this event as Moon Mondays. It is precisely what will happen during this month of May (2015), an event so rare, that may occur two or three times in a Century!
This will be the time table of the four “Moon Mondays” in May:

Monday the 4th the moon entering its Full phase. 12:42 a.m. Arg/Chi 9.42 p.m. Mex
Monday the 11th Monday the 4th the moon entering its First Quarter phase 7.36 a.m. Arg/Chi 4:36 a.m. Mex
Monday the 18th the moon entering its New phase 1:13 a.m. Arg/Chile 10:13 p.m. Mex

Monday the 25th the moon entering its Last Quarter phase 2:19 a.m. Arg/Chi 11:19 a.m. Mex

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Green Beret Sniper Pens AWESOME Letter to ‘Crisco Sweating’ Michael Moore

On Monday, Americans learned that the box office premiere of American Sniper, a movie about the life of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, shattered all box office records bringing in $90.2 million. By the end of the holiday weekend, the movie was expected to have a grand total of $105 million. Progressive filmmaker Michael Moore used this moment as a time to go on the attack against snipers with his tweet calling them cowards. This was seen as not only an insult to the legacy of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, credited with being the deadliest sniper in U.S. military history, but also an insult to all American military snipers and all who put on the uniform in service to our country.
Green Beret sniper Bryan Sikes took some time to pen a letter to Moore that absolutely destroyed him in an incredibly hilarious and fabulous way.
Mr. Moore-
Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards. 
My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.
It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgement’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.
So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.
Very Respectfully,
Sikes

Sikes, who is currently a Pro-Am shooter for GA precision Team Bushnell, undoubtedly has many people who can get behind these words and appreciate him putting Michael Moore in his place in such an epic way.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Hacienda's (Mexican IRS) new way of ripping-off taxpayers!!!


The maximum deductible amount in the annual returns will be set to the equivalent of 4 (four) annualized minimum wage, equivalent to $98, 243.40 pesos or 10 % of the annual income of the taxpayer, whichever is less. This will cause the taxpayer to have a higher tax base from the one it had with the prior rules, David Escalante warned, a tax specialist a consultant at KPMG.

In the information published today by the Reforma newspaper, the specialist explained that based on the above the taxpayer will not be able to deduct on its annual tax expense concepts such as tuition, medical and mortgage for a lower tax payment, as a whole, by having the power of deducting only ten percent of its earnings.    

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Condensed History version:


For those who don't know much about history...


Here is a condensed version:


Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get men to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals 
2.    Conservatives. 

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. 
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement... 

Other men
 who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note-worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided 
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
 Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare... 
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. 
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud
 or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacksfiremen construction workers, medical doctors, police officers,  engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America ...
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history: 
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to
 angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Muslims & WW II Cemetery including the cross.

There is NO WAY this can be justified. The next thing they will be doing similar actions and we will let them get away with it. Wonder what the Brits will do in retaliation? 
 "I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy' "
JFK, 1963


WW II - British Military Cemetery in Libya.

Every time a joke and or cartoon is Made about the Koran, the whole world turns Upside down...!!! And we are all called racists!!!!!!!!

However they appear to do, whatever they like and no one says anything...and the majority of people remain silent.. See this video whilst it's available and before it is removed .



Sunday, November 16, 2014

The problem with public housing

The problem with public housing is that the residents are not the owners.  The people who live in the house did not earn the house, but were merely loaned the property by the actual owners, the taxpayers.
The residents resent their benefactors, because the very house is a constant reminder that they themselves have not earned the right to live in the house. They neither appreciate the value of the property nor understand the need to maintain or respect it in any way.
       
Note the common theme of the following photographs..... the village idiot has his feet on the furniture in EVERY picture... can anyone show more disrespect to furniture that isn't theirs ? 












The desk, built from timbers of the HMS Resolute

and a gift from Queen Victoria to President 

Rutherford B. Hayes is considered a national 

treasure and icon of the presidency.


The White House belongs to the people of America ...
Its treasures should NOT be used by ANYONE for a foot rest...!
These photos, ongoing proof that this man has no class whatsoever,
All show an innate disrespect for our White House.

SO, HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA :

Mr. Obama, you're not in a hut in Kenya or Indonesia , or in Chicago public
 housing.   You're in the White House, Barry... Property of the people of the United States ...

With all due respect, get your @#%*+#% feet off our furniture!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

HUSBAND HAS PRICELESS RESPONSE TO WIFE'S CHEATING ADMISSION LETTER.

Dear Husband:

       I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These past two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
       Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or anything.  Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, whatever the case is, I’m gone.
       P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!!!
       Have a great life. Your ex-Wife.
             
Dear ex-wife:

       Nothing has made my day more tan receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad doesn’t work. I did noticed when you cut off all your hair last week, the first thing that came to my mind was: “You look just like a man!” My mother raised me to not say anything if you can´t say anything nice.
       When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.  I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50.00 from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
       After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
       I hope you have the fulfilling life you have always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

       P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but Carl my brother was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem. 

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