Sunday, March 31, 2019

Old but good one!!!

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."

Passenger   :  "Who?"

Cabbie   :  "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger   :  "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie   :  "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and  you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger   :  "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie   : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Passenger   : "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie   : ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.  Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a   mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!. He never made a  mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger   :  "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie       :  "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.

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